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Product placement has rarely been as chronic or concussive as it is in Gran Turismo, inspired by the real-life experiences of British teenager Jann Mardenborough (played here by the sweetly gauche Archie Madekwe), whose PlayStation proficiency won him the chance to compete as a real-life racing driver in GT Academy, a Nissan-sponsored promotion intended to get the public loving cars again. Before you can say “Ulez”, he is taking private jets and eating sushi (“This is amazing!”) while glamorous destinations flash by on screen: Tokyo! Dubai! Cardiff!
The contest is the brainchild of Nissan executive Danny Moore (Orlando Bloom), who dreams of turning gamers into racers; Moore, though, comes on like a dullard Willy Wonka as he whittles down the candidates. Thank goodness for David Harbour as Jack Salter, a grizzled trainer who delivers an anti-pep talk telling the bushy tailed gamers that they’re doomed to failure. He could almost be addressing Jason Hall (American Sniper) and Zach Baylin (King Richard), the co-writers of the chicane-free script, or director Neill Blomkamp, who made the complex alien allegory District 9 but has trouble animating the simplest exchanges here. Then again, perhaps no one could have brought naturalism to Jann’s home life, where his parents are played by a baffled-looking Djimon Hounsou (“There’s no future in racing!”) and Ginger Spice, AKA Geri Halliwell Horner, who remains as compellingly unable to deliver a line as she was in her Sex and the City cameo 20 years ago.
